We start out by defining a constant named wdOrientLandscape and setting the value to 1 we probably don’t need to tell you that we’ll use this constant to switch the page orientation to landscape. = wdOrientLandscapeĪs you can see, there’s not much to this script. Set objWord = CreateObject(“Word.Application”) Now, does all that mean that there won’t be a Hey, Scripting Guy! column today? Of course not you don’t think a little thing like having no heartbeat could stop the Scripting Guys, do you? Here’s a script that sets the page orientation in Microsoft Word to landscape: Const wdOrientLandscape = 1 But, then again, he hasn’t really lived a very interesting life. Granted, he didn’t see anything interesting as the heart rate monitor counted down to 0. Did the Scripting Guy’s life flash before his eyes when he died? That’s hard to say. After all, anyone can ride a bike while they’re alive however, we’re willing to bet that even Lance Armstrong himself would have trouble riding a bike while dead. Which, when you think about it, was really pretty impressive. The Scripting Son would have no part of that, however instead, he insisted that his poor deceased father continue riding for the last 10 minutes, even forcing him – as is their custom – to sprint the final minute.
Although they still had a good 10 minutes or so left in their workout the Scripting Dad thought the fact that he was dead should give him the right to quit early. So was the Scripting Son alarmed at the fact that, according to the exercise bike, the Scripting Dad no longer had a heart beat? Not exactly. However, that methodology can’t be applied to the Scripting Guy who writes this column if it could, he would have been declared dead years ago. Admittedly, heart rate isn’t necessarily the criteria used to determine whether someone is dead or alive often times death is indicated by absence of any sort of brain activity.
No heart beat? That didn’t sound very good. And then, suddenly, his heart rate started falling, beat-by-beat, until the heart rate monitor measured 0. As his alleged heart rate continued to drop, however, he began to worry as his heart rate dipped into the 40s he really began to worry. At first he liked that: after all, having such a low heart rate while working out was proof of the great shape he’s in. Oh, well, he thought who cares?Ī few minutes into the workout, however, he noticed that every 10 seconds or so his heart rate would suddenly drop by a few beats (even though he still wasn’t gripping the heart rate monitor). As they started, the Scripting Guy who writes this column noticed that, even though he wasn’t holding on to the heart rate monitor, the exercise bike insisted that his heart rate was 140. After playing some basketball they sat down to ride the exercise bikes. (Maybe death is overrated.) What happened is this: Last night the Scripting Guy who writes this column and his Scripting Son went to workout at the gym. Now, don’t worry: the Scripting Guy actually feels pretty good. After all, according to an exercise bike at the local gym, the Scripting Guy who writes this column died last night. We think the script that we’re about to show you will answer your question if it doesn’t, however, we’ll hope you cut us a little slack. Hey, Scripting Guy! How can I set the document orientation in Microsoft Word to landscape?
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